I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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