let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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