Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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