have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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