Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
