Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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