I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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