I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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