porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Randomize