If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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