if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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