herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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