That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
You are a genius and a whore.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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