Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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