its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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