You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
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Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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