actually, I'm a sock model
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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