You surviving the open bar?
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Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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