This girl is more easily done than said...
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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