I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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