I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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