I like my sex mixed with concussions.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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