We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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