I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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