and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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