Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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