Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
try to milk me bitch
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