i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I could fuck to npr.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize