used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Can I color on your dick again?
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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