His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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