id be glad to
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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