Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I am spending my child support on dildos
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
My bed smells like the plague
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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