I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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