If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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