the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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