i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
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There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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