The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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