Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Randomize
