i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
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