Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
lol hangovers are for mortals.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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