I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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