I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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