Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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