dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Randomize
