whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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