Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
Randomize