boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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