My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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