i just made my gag reflex go away.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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