Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Dignity is for republicans.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Let the clothes fall where they may.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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