that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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