is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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