Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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