he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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