I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
