i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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