Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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