man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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